Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid
When I was a kid I asked my dad if you got shot which organ would be the most painful that wouldn't kill you immediately. I was like 7 or 8. (bonus material he said the stomach)
When i was 8 my mom gave me a notebook and i wrote my first smut in it about a guy with a maid who came in and let him fuck her and i found it one day and was like wow that was really bad writing
Anonymous
When i was 7 a girl was bullying my best friend and so i tried to spread a rumor that she kissed a girl but the jokes on me because the rumor didnt stick and now im bisexual, like 80% gay
Anonymous
joelbirchs-spoopy-buttblog:

spookymcdonaldsblog:

landofloveandlies:

loveslatestdemise:

murdercityboulevard:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

these children are perfect

BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT

there is none so blind as Stevie Wonder

glorious.

a Miss is as good a a Mr.

a bird in the hand is going to poop on you

joelbirchs-spoopy-buttblog:

spookymcdonaldsblog:

landofloveandlies:

loveslatestdemise:

murdercityboulevard:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

these children are perfect

BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT

there is none so blind as Stevie Wonder

glorious.

a Miss is as good a a Mr.

a bird in the hand is going to poop on you

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

lehroi:

my daughter did this

lehroi:

my daughter did this

pineapplefiendwillriseagain:

This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween
None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors
That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years
He calls them “snoke edectors”
Also he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors
the end

pineapplefiendwillriseagain:

This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween

None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors

That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years

He calls them “snoke edectors”

Also he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors

the end

When I was in grades 2-5 I stole things from my classmates' desks. First I started off with erasers, pens, pencils, you know the crap you are like "oh shit I lost it but its easily replaceable." In 3rd grade I was caught stealing some girls littlest pet shop kitten because I brought it to school a month later to play with my friend. In fourth grade some of the boys raided my bag for money and found a bunch of pens and pencils I found on the ground and yelled at me about it.
Anonymous

When I was a kid, I thought you had sex by kissing on the mouth.  Needless to say, one day my little brother, who was 4 at the time, kissed me on my mouth and I was all like “Oh Shit I’m going to get pregnant” and then told my mom I had sex.

youw-anchor:

phototaxis:

"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."

YES