adventures in school
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
When I was little, I always wondered what it would be like to have a vagina, so I would lay on my stomach and try to pull my dick into my body by rubbing the palm of my hand against it and pulling it up.
Eventually, this evolved into my own unique form of masturbation.
When I was little I was terrified of aliens and I would make my mom spray cologne in my room before bed to repel them.
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there