Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid
joelbirchs-spoopy-buttblog:

spookymcdonaldsblog:

landofloveandlies:

loveslatestdemise:

murdercityboulevard:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

these children are perfect

BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT

there is none so blind as Stevie Wonder

glorious.

a Miss is as good a a Mr.

a bird in the hand is going to poop on you

joelbirchs-spoopy-buttblog:

spookymcdonaldsblog:

landofloveandlies:

loveslatestdemise:

murdercityboulevard:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

these children are perfect

BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT

there is none so blind as Stevie Wonder

glorious.

a Miss is as good a a Mr.

a bird in the hand is going to poop on you

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

lehroi:

my daughter did this

lehroi:

my daughter did this

pineapplefiendwillriseagain:

This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween
None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors
That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years
He calls them “snoke edectors”
Also he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors
the end

pineapplefiendwillriseagain:

This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween

None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors

That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years

He calls them “snoke edectors”

Also he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors

the end

When I was in grades 2-5 I stole things from my classmates' desks. First I started off with erasers, pens, pencils, you know the crap you are like "oh shit I lost it but its easily replaceable." In 3rd grade I was caught stealing some girls littlest pet shop kitten because I brought it to school a month later to play with my friend. In fourth grade some of the boys raided my bag for money and found a bunch of pens and pencils I found on the ground and yelled at me about it.
Anonymous

When I was a kid, I thought you had sex by kissing on the mouth.  Needless to say, one day my little brother, who was 4 at the time, kissed me on my mouth and I was all like “Oh Shit I’m going to get pregnant” and then told my mom I had sex.

youw-anchor:

phototaxis:

"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."

YES

netflixkilledme:

conquerorwurm:

gianteldritchspaceworm:

LOOK AT THIS BABY

LOOK AT HER

LOOK

 

what the fuck she is conducting along she is like zero and a half years old come on  

teamdraco:

pleatedjeans:

Kids Say the Darndest Things (24 Pics)

I JUST LEARNED THE F WORD IT IS FUCK

DEAR DIARY BICH.

when I was a kid I had one of those life sized Barbie dolls and for some reason I was obsessed with the idea of like putting human organs into it (like brain, heart, blood, kidneys, etc whatever it would need to be alive) and making it into basically a living human in a plastic shell that could talk and walk around. I think I even dreamt about it a couple times. so yeah that was kind of fucked up.
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